#Jason would do this for a friend
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"You slashed his tires?" Dick asked, disappointed at the upcoming answer.
Inspired by Class of 09 mostly cause I imagine Jason would be there for Roy as a friend. I'm aware the characters that most of these lines are connected to are clinically insane, but I wanted to write this because I like their dynamic and it's just my silly headcanon fanfic.
Dick Grayson: Jason, I've been questioning this since you became friends with Roy.
Jason Todd (staring into his coffee): You're jealous he's my friend and not yours.
Dick (sincere): No, you're a good influence on him, I'm not upset about that. I noticed Oliver Queen seems to hate you a lot. Why?
Jason: We... We didn't have the best first meet up when I became friends with Roy.
Dick sat down and waved his hand for Jason to continue.
Dick: I have to hear this.
Jason: Okay... It’s a really funny story, you’re gonna laugh by the end of it.
Dick (sighing): I doubt it, but go on.
---Flashback (inspired by Class of 09)---
Roy and Jason entered Oliver Queen's mansion. Jason looks around, amazed to be in another rich person's house that isn’t his dad’s.
Roy: You think that cop bought our story?
Jason: Yeah, the other guy confirmed it while we ran off... we’re good. I’ll be right back; I have to fix this.
Roy watched as Jason walked over to a tilted painting in Oliver Queen’s house.
Roy: What are you doing?
Jason Todd (examining a framed picture of a flower): I can’t deal with this painting being crooked.
Jason aligned the frame. Roy laughed until he heard footsteps descending the stairs. He realized his father had come home early. Oliver Queen saw Roy and a strange man in his foyer.
Oliver Queen: Where have you been?
Roy Harper: I don’t know, are you a cop now?
Oliver: No note, no text— you could have died!
Roy: With how you handled my drug use, would you have cared?
Oliver: Get over it; you’re fine.
Jason (walking over): Roy, why’s this asshole yelling at you?
Oliver: And who’s this?
Roy: My… new friend.
Jason: We were at the mall, by the way, so you can stop grilling Roy.
Oliver: So I’m supposed to believe you two were at the mall all night?
Roy: What do you mean “all night”? We were there for like, what… two or three hours?
Jason (looking around): Yeah, two and a half. Like the show.
Oliver: It’s 1 in the morning!
Jason: Damn, we hung out with that guy that long?
Oliver: What guy?
Roy (nervous): Nobody.
Oliver: What guy, Roy?
Roy: Nobody!
Oliver: Tell me!
Roy (frustrated): Oh my God.
Oliver: Tell me or your friend has to go home!
Jason (amused): Cool, an ultimatum.
Roy (losing his cool): You really want to know?
Oliver: Yes! What guy was this?
Roy (shouting): The crackhead in front of the mall we sold weed to!
Oliver (shocked): Where did you even get—oh, you’re so stupid!
Roy: Oh, so you hate homeless people too?!
Oliver: My opinions about the homeless community are not the issue here! Dealing drugs in public—dealing drugs in general- it doesn’t matter if you sold them to get rid of them! How can you be so idiotic?!
Jason, irritated at Oliver yelling at his friend, steps in.
Jason: It was actually kind of smart.
Oliver (indignant): Excuse me?
Jason: You better fix your fucking tone with me before I slash your tires!
Oliver (offended): Who are you talking to?!
Jason: I’m talking to you, Green Arrow!
Oliver: How did you—
Roy: Ollie, funny story—
Oliver: Did you sell him crack or heroin? Did you tell him who I was for that smack, Roy?!
Roy, rubbing his arm shamefully, remains silent.
Jason: Who says “smack”? You 1950s gangster! I also love how you didn’t pretend you weren’t him; that’s how stupid you are! We sold weed to a crackhead, because what would a crackhead want with weed? Cops won’t expect that shit! It’s genius!
Oliver (mocking): Genius, really?!
Jason: Yeah! And he’s been sober for a few freaking years! So lay off him! We sold the weed because we had it left over from a mission! A mission you weren’t on! What did you want us to do, keep it? That’s dumb! We did a business deal and got rid of evidence. You should be thankful we don’t have it!
Roy (defiant): Yeah, so... why don’t you shut the fuck up?!
Oliver (smirk): What if I have you arrested? You’ll be able to walk, since your plan is so bulletproof!
Roy: No, wait, don’t do that!
Jason: Go the fuck ahead, asshole. They’ll believe us because we’re young and you’re old and dried up.
Oliver: That’s it, I don’t want you hanging out with him anymore!
Jason (angry): He can hang out with whoever the fuck he wants, bitch! So why don’t you go to your room, pour your little Cognac, watch M.A.S.H, and shut the fuck up or I’ll shove an arrow up your urethra!
Oliver: I can't believe you'd say that!
Oliver busted into tears and runs off.
Jason: God, that felt good. Wish I could say that to my dad.
Roy: Why don’t you?
Jason: He’ll write me out of the will.
Roy: Wow, huh... I think you broke him, so yeah, I get not saying that to Bruce.
Jason: I did break him... Awesome. I’m glad I defended you.
Roy: Honestly, I appreciate that, but we should leave. He’s going to be sobbing for a while.
Jason: And watching M.A.S.H?
Roy: It’s not on tonight.
---End of Flashback---
Jason: Then I stole some stuff from his fridge, slashed his tires, and we’ve had animosity toward each other ever since. Man, those were crazy times. Guess he hasn’t forgotten about it.
Jason sighed contentedly.
Dick (rubbing his forehead, exhausted): You do realize how that wasn’t okay, right?
Jason: Yes, but I helped Roy when he was struggling and got that Oliver prick off his case. I’ve done a lot for Roy, especially in helping him get full custody of his daughter. Oliver should be appreciating what his son has become. I am such a good person, you know that?
Dick (chuckling): I don’t disagree. At least you’re not the only one Oliver dislikes.
Jason: Who else does he hate?
Dick: Bruce. Long story.
#batman#jason todd#roy harper#oliver queen#green arrow#arsenal#red hood#dick grayson#inspired by class of 09#batfam shenanigans#roy and jason#bruce wayne#this is my headcanon#jayroy#i love their friendship#Jason would do this for a friend#batfamily funny#jason todd and roy harper#yes roy harper was addicted to drugs#roy harper and jason todd#oliver queen leave them alone Jason has a point#aww they're bonding through their trauma#batfamily#Batfamily Adventures - The Series#batfamily shenanigans#flash fiction#batfamily comedy#batfamily headcanons#batfamily fanfiction#batfamily wholesome
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FINALLY did some of the x men & dc crossover stuff that’s been rattling around in my head lol. & trust me i have more. i just think these ones would have interesting / funny dynamics lol
#my art#x men#xmen#marvel#marvel comics#dc#dc comics#batman#jason todd#red hood#scott summers#cyclops#talia al ghul#emma frost#illyana rasputin#magik#new mutants#rose wilson#ravager#teen titans#booster gold#cable#nathan summers#fanart#theeee most niche & self indulgent thing i’ve ever posted LAWL#pleaseeee do not hesitate to talk to me ab this i love thinking ab it lol#& ik i have more dc followers so if ur curious ab any x stuff. LET ME KNOW it’s my life mission to get more ppl into x comics#spawned from my idea of like. how fun would it be if scott and jason had been friends as kids#rose and illyana especially. DO U GUYS SEE THE VISION#also i didn’t use a single reference for this so if there’s any inaccuracies. let me live
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okay so alighterwood started playing twisted wonderland which not only reminded me that i have to finish my twst wonderland jurrassic ayuu fic but ALSO gave me brain rot for Tim Drake in twisted wonderland do you see the vision. im looking directly into your eyes oh so autistically do you see my vision. im communicating telepathically do you see what i'm saying here
#he would own that school within 2 days#crowley would not stand a fucking chance#tim is the most likely to go villain (yes i do in fact know jason is right there but consider: that was extenuating circumstances)#and he would get along with literally all of the idiots on that campus#he canonically is great at making friends and getting btiches#like oh the guy that is only not a villain because he hyperfixated on on a hero? that guy gets along with a campus of ppl his age?#that are inspired by villains?#soooo crazy#wouldn't have seen that coming#not to mention he'd think of this as a vacation#imagine he gets teleported right as soon as he finds out condiment king was starting shit somewhere#he would go “oh thank god actually”#then proceed to spend the year 1) missing his friends but 2) having the time of his life messing with these people#Vil would love him#im just saying#they'd be fast friends#tim would be a pomefiere student if this was another au#erinwantstowrite#tim drake#twisted wonderland#digital art#doodles#twst grim
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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Who wants a prompt entirely in memes.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#danny fenton#klarion the witch boy#billy batson#would they be called chaos trio or feral trio lol#they're all realm denizens#lil baby godlings of chaos space and magic respectively#Danny and Billy are halfas but Klarion is a Neverborn#Fawcett just shrugs whenever they see Billy run around#He's that feral child they've seen ride a tiger before#Though it's nice he's got a friend even if they're all riding tigers now#Oh well#Danny: Why am I the youngest >:/#Billy: Because you're tinier than us#Danny: Having an adult form is cheating#Klarion: You're baby tho#Klarion: Omg we should go play with the justice league babies!#Danny: Omg friends yes!#Billy with the gods chanting Do It in his ears: This surely cannot go wrong#Billy: Let's bring them all kitties too so they have friends to snuggle with after playing#They might have run into Jason on the way and omg it's another undead bby who is older than them#Which isn't fair but also omg he should join them in their playing#Jason seeing glowing eyes in the shadows after reading several horror stories: NopeNopeNopeNopeNope#memes#meme
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Question for the DP fandom:
Do you think Danny’s hair turns white when it falls out? It’s technically dead cells anyway but when it naturally falls off his head, do you think it turns white? Because I think it would be hilarious if his hairbrush just has white hair, no black strands whatsoever, and his significant other thought the worst until they know his secret.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton#dc x dp au#sorry it’s a no thoughts head empty kind of night#I know it’s a dumb thing to think about#but it was a shower thought and sometimes those are good#I just think it could bring so much angst to the plot#any plot#like Tim or Damian or whoever you want his significant other to be could think the worst#it would be something they’d notice for sure#could even be Tucker until Sam reminds him that he’s an idiot and their idiot boyfriend turns into a ghost#or it could be another small thing Jazz has to explain away to their parents#she makes up a whole person that is friends with Danny and it becomes a thing#I know it’s gaslighting and I’m not sure she’d do it but it’d be funny#his name is Garrett and he’s one of Danny’s best friends mom. Jeez how do you not know this#or what if Jason’s hair turns white too and that’s when it clicks for Jazz that he is not completely human#if Jazz is liminal her hair could be blue and boy would that be fun to explain#HER HAIR IS BLUE AND SHE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT IT OKAY#all caps on purpose#because I for sure would be freaking out if my hair was the wrong color in the hairbrush#I would purposely pluck a strand and watch it change then freak out#anger management ship#hardcover ship#everlasting trio
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AU where when Danny first got in the portal for the picture jazz being the protective older sister she is and knowing her parents "lab safety" she goes in with Danny and when he trips her immediate thought was to save him from falling in the danger trap she considered the portal and they both become halfas que the canon ghost shenanigans but add protect younger siblings obsessed jazz being a absolute nightmare standing behind Danny the hole time just daring someone to go after team phantom and any time they do they immediately regret as they have angered the older sibling and mercy is not an option.
When pariah dark happens they team up to own him no suit required and jazz and Danny become sibling rulers of the realms.
Somehow their parents find out and go mad scientist on them jazz is 18 in this so says fuck you takes Danny and as the nature secretly petty as shit just calls CPS and takes Danny and sues her parents for child support.
They + Sam & Tucker (because they can convince Tucker's parents it will be good for his future tech career and Sam just tells her parents she's going to stay with her dads side of the family(the drakes)) go to Gotham because no GIW unlike Amity and is ecto rich I also imagine that both are on their way to becoming Ancients of space (Danny) and as odd as it seems older siblings(jazz) they are confused at first until it's explained that the belief of the love and protections that older siblings are some of the most protective and also mischievous towards their younger siblings has built up to for an ancient and jazz just happened to become that ancient.
Que jazz helping college students in the Gotham U library study when they miss their older siblings help like when they where growing up and just being a protection spirit but to siblings in particular. This becomes super annoying when the bats and the birds start setting off her instincts after joker escapes and she can only relax after beating the shit out of him with the anti-creep stick in front of red hood who promptly falls in love with her much to the annoyance of Danny who was already secretly dating tim and meeting at the local coffee shop and ordering their coffee
Feel free to add your own ideas and if anyone writes it please send me a link or title I would love to support your story💖
#dp×dc#danny phantom#batman#anger management#dead tired#AU#bad parents jack and maddie fenton#jazz fenton#danny fenton#jason todd#tim drake#let jazz go feral#good friends sam & tucker#this was rotting in my brain and wouldnt leave so you can suffer with me#if anyone wants to feed my addiction please let me know the fic title or send me a link#badass jazz fenton#supported danny fenton#let jazz drag the ghost therapist bitch#let danny be a menace to the rouge gallery in gothem#Harley would adopt jazz on principle and help her through her classes#how do i tag
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For your childhood friends au, how do you see the relationship between Jason and Danny??? Like do you see it as platonic, romantic, some secret third thing or some amalgamation of all of these that only makes sense to them???
oh definitely a bizarre amalgamation of all three of these things that only makes sense to them. They'd crawl under the other's skin if they could, if it meant never leaving the other's side ever again. Jason would climb into Danny's chest to listen to his heart, and vice versa. The secret third thing: so utterly devoted to one another that the lines blur. If you took a peek at their souls, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. It's a gradient they've smudged together.
If somebody told Jason and Danny to "keep their dog on a leash", neither of them would who is which. They're based on the song "Wait For Me" from Hadestown (Both Versions). They are also the song "Far Away From Tulsa" and "Death's At My Door" from the Outsiders. Although I discovered those songs only over this summer.
If they were somehow transported into a universe with soulmates, they would not have matching marks, but they wouldn't have to. Danny or Jason would grab a pen and draw their own on each other. "Why should I share my soul with someone I don't know? I want to share it with you!"
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#cfau#childhood friends au#dead on main#cfau danny#cfau jason#they are at best. queerplatonic if i had to put a label on it. of which i do not want to bc labeling this duo feels limiting#recreationally making out with your homie. they would absolutely kiss each other but if anyone asks if they're dating the answer is 'no'#not friends not lovers not a secret third thing but all three.
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Batfam as things my friends and I have said
Tim, at a toy store: Don't get close to me with that affectionate shit. *spots toy trucks* Look, trucks :D
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Cassandra: Maybe that's why my life's so peaceful. Because I don't like men
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Tim: I'm bisexual. I don't like choosing
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Damian: They're holding hands. I hope they die
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Stephanie: If I had a penis....
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Stephanie: The other day Duke learnt about periods. He was devastated.
Duke, fake crying: Shit ain't right
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Tim: Can I just kill myself, guys? Dick: Not yet, Timmy
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Jason: I don't wanna smell it, Dick
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Jason: Stephanie, I wanna drink
Stephanie + Jason simultaneously: Drink alcohol. yeah.
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Duke: I'm doing it correctly but my answers still not coming up
Damian: Then you're not doing it correctly
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Dick, pointing at pads: How strong is your pussy?
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Jason: Am I scared or am I hard?
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Cassandra: Why did you look at me with that tone???
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Bruce: The omegaverse? That was in the spiderman movie, right?
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Stephanie: Why must we decide? Tim: The bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam or Eve
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Damian: I'm not exotic, I'm just brown
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Stephanie: Are penises heavy?
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Duke: I'm just...
Stephanie: Ken
Tim: a girl
Duke: dead.
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Dick: Now that we're alone let's get into the real stuff. What's your childhood trauma, babygirl?
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Dick: Look at those gay flags
Jason: Those are countries
#been wanting to do this for a while#i thought it would be funny#my friends and i have a quote book#that's where these are from#yes we've actually said these things#we're a little stupid#batfam#batfamily#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#duke thomas#stephanie brown#damian wayne#bruce wayne#incorrect quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#batfamily incorrect quotes#batman
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I think more media should work with the concept that you can still love someone you never forgave. You can still rebuild and create a new relationship with someone but also be "what you did to me was wrong and I trust you to not be like that again and want you in my life but I can't won't forgive that, won't forget the hurt you caused. I love you but there will be days I won't be able to see you because the trauma you gave me is back and I'm just so angry and sad and at least you never asked for forgiviness just to be here, just for friendship, because you know that this are things I can give you."
#that is jondaisy dinamic ok#i love them#they are besties and Jon never forgave her because he was never as scared as he was at that florest#and she never asked forgiviness because she knows that being better doesn't delete what she did#they are brothers your honor#also i do think if tim had not died it would be jontim dinamic#like Tim would never had forgiven Jon for the stalking and for all the little things that were builded#but they were friends once and I think they could've been again just in a different way#also#this is the dinamic I want for Bruce and Jason#Jason slowly rejoining the family and he and Bruce rebuilding their relationship but Jason never fully fogives Bruce#and Bruce never asks him for#tma#the magnus archives#daisy tonner#jonathan sims#characther dinamics#jason tood#bruce wayne
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Phantom stared at the monitor with baited breath. He had been alerted by the computers beeping and came to see what was going on.
Could this really be happening? After all this time alone in his lair, waiting, hoping for any sign that his last remaining friend was still out there, his ecto-signature finally showed up on his radar.
This had to be a trap.
But...what if it wasn't? What if Robin was really there? What if he was hurt and waiting for Phantom to come rescue him? The thought made his stomach drop. He knew what his birdy had gone through when he was still alive and he would rather feed himself to a pool of ghost piranhas than let Robin believe for a second that he had been abandoned again.
Grabbing the essentials and shoving them into a bag he rushed out of his lair. It had been years since he had seen his birdy and even longer since he had been in Amity Park or any other variation of the Living Realms. But this was for his best friend. For him he would do anything.
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Which apparently included fighting his besties adoptive dad in the streets while he was in a full Gothic fursuit-Robin what the heck- Robin himself wasn't helping, he was just cheering Phantom on from the sidelines and giving him tips.
Phantom managed to get away from the bat and his other birds- how many did he have???- and had an emotional reunion with his best friend which included a lot of tears, mostly from him.
Okay, entirely from him. He was worried out of his mind for his birdy, sue him. Robin was mostly confused, saying he didn't remember disappearing, only that he felt more and more strange before he just...blanked. The next this he knew he was standing over this prone figure of a guy with a leather jacket and a full faced red helmet. Batman looked at him odd and Robin didn't hesitate to mock the man he once viewed as a father.
They fought for a bit with the younger vigilante using all the powers Phantom taught him along with his furry training to beat up the man who abandoned him to the mercy of one of his rogues.
Speaking of which. The very next thing Jason did was find the Joker and do everything the deranged clown did to him. Karma. It was on one of his later confrontations that Phantom appeared. Now the darker dynamic duo are running around Gotham being ghostly and more or less doing whatever they want.
Bruce was spiraling mentally. His second son lay in the batcaves infirmary stuck on life support because somehow, some way, his soul was knocked out of his body.
They needed to find some way to put it back in before that other teen "took him home" and Bruce really hoped that didn't mean what he thinks it means.
#dp x dc#fanfiction prompts#prompts#danny phantom#batman#danny fenton#robin ii#jason todd#can be#dead on main#i was originally going to make this a one sided dead on main prompt where danny is head over heels for jason but#i just didnt know how to write the pining over your best friend thing#danny and jason are so chaotic in this and are bad influences on eachother#they like to tease batman by doing stuff like cloud watching via laying down on Wayne tower which would be normal#if it wasnt for the fact they were laying on a VERTICAL SURFACE and right on the windows too so the office workers see them#i should be working on that dc x dp x pokemon au but im procrastinating so have this instead#oh and danny is stuck at 14 forever in both forms due to the whole dying thing and robin! Jason is stuck at 15
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My Batfamily piercing headcanons
(note: these are just my personal headcanons)
Dick: Has thought about getting a piercing but always ends up deciding against it because he doesn't like needles
Jason: Got his nose pierced when he was 14 and never told Bruce(don't ask how he hid it idk readers choice). Was pissed to find the hole had closed after his dip in the Lazarus pit, so he got it re-pierced but doesn't wear it often, usually just at night. And no of course it doesn't have anything to do with the fact he still hasn't told Bruce. Nope not at all
Tim: Got his left ear pierced when he was 15 because Steph told him a bunch of other skaterboarders were doing it and he ended up liking it. (she lied she just thought it would make Tim look hot. She was right) He doesn't wear it on patrol or for important meetings, but he still makes sure to wear it often enough to not let it close
Stephanie: Has both her ears pierced as well as a double helix piercing and a smiley piercing. She wants to get more but keeps changing her mind as to where.
Cass: Only has her ears pierced and that's only because Steph and Babs did it for her. Doesn't trust needles (see Batgirls #2)
Barbara: Has both ears pierced and got her belly button pierced when she was a teenager. Her belly button piercing ended up closing after she kept it out too long when recovering from getting shot and hasn't gotten around to getting it redone.
Duke: Has no piercings or a particular desire to change that fact, but he isn't really against the idea either. (Stephanie is determined to get that boy an eyebrow piercing because he would "totally own that look")
Damian: Went kinda crazy with it after Alfred died and he went off on his own. First Nika convinced him to get his eyebrow pierced and it just escalated from there. At present he has a grand total of 7 piercings with plans to get more. His piercings currently include his ear lobes, snake bites, his eyebrow, his nostril, and his septum. When Dick first saw him with all his piercings in he nearly passed out
Bruce: Had some wild teen years and got his ears, tongue, and septum pierced. Stopped wearing them when he traveled to train and they ended up closing. The only evidence they ever existed is a few stray paparazzi photos/videos and Alfred's word(he is sworn to secrecy)
Alfred: Everyone thinks the answer is a big fat "NO" as to if he's ever had a piercing but in reality he has had exactly One. When he was very young, before he met the Wayne's, he lost a bet and let an army buddy pierce his nose. A great deal of alcohol was also involved. He took it out after a few weeks when it got infected because the needle hadn't been sterilized and they were still out traveling around North Africa with little supplies. They never spoke of it again.
#I made this pretty much for the sole purpose of talking about my Damian piercing headcanons#cause you can't look at that boy and tell me he doesn't look like he should be wearing black nail polish and listening to MCR#He's just a little(lot) emo and I love him#if you have other headcanons that's fine too these are just mine#Did you notice the TimSteph insinuation#I told you I was going to insinuate it as much as humanly possible and I meant it#dc comics#batfam headcanons#batfamily#tim drake#damian wayne#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#also alfreds friend got the piercing infected with a dirty needle ik Alfred's a doctor#he would know how to care for a piercing it just was doomed from the start#Jason: I'm an adult i can do what I want#Also Jason: If any of you tell bruce I have a nose piercing I'll shoot out your kneecaps#jason just doesn't want to admit about getting the first one done in secret while he still lived with Bruce#He's not looking to get grounded#for legal reasons that was a joke#also ik babs wasn't shot in the belly button i just meant she took it out for her surgerys and stuff#The Pennyworth show has me convinced Alfred was actually just a hoodlum before he met thomas
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There's something just so beautiful about a character falling in love with their best friend who is sadly not into them and already had their partner.
#I'm not saying this's about Valgrace but it is and you can't do anything about it#like the pain?? the angst??? I fucking love this#and the fact that Piper is also Leo's friend and he can't go overboard#so there'll be this slow burn and the aching that would tear his soul to shreds#lol wtf is wrong with me#leo valdez#jason grace#valgrace#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the heroes of olympus#hoo#I'm back to say this kinda applies on percico too#I know they are not best friends more like skeptical allies but yknow Nico loving Percy while Percy is with Annabeth sooo#nico di angelo#percy jackson#percico#pernico#nicercy
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do you think that when people in the batfam send pictures of Dick to each other or in a group chat that are like:
"haha look at this Dick pic guys"
and then people respond in kind like they are not, in-fact, looking at a photo of Dick Grayson, but like an actual dickpic and pretend to be all grossed out by it
#because if I knew someone named Dick I'd do that#we would not be friends for long but it would be a great time#listen-as an oldest sibling#and someone who has few only sibling friends#this just seemes like a think that siblings would do#just to piss someone off slightly#because its fucking funny#and you (most of the time) love them so its fine#steph brown#dick grayson#timothy drake#batfam#bruce wayne#damian wayne#batman#dc comics#jason todd#cassandra cain#duke thomas
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I appreciate that mizu5 portrayed outing as a horrific & violating thing even if you’re accepted by the people you were outed to. I feel like a lot of times the approach taken is “well this character wasn’t going to come out anyways so they’re going to be better off now that someone knows” or “everyone accepted them so it was totally ok and fine in the end” or even “it’s actually a relief to this character because now they don’t need to come out” - where being outed is portrayed as something beneficial in the long run. You’re being robbed of the chance to choose when and where and if this deeply personal information gets shared and who it gets shared with, and that’s awful and damaging in itself regardless of the outcome.
#mine#as an example - if you’ve read pjo/hoo do you remember when Nico was outed to Jason#& he very clearly did not want to come out and wasn’t ready and hadn’t shared that information with anyone#& rickrio made this into a good thing that kickstarts Nico’s acceptance of himself & helps him heal#instead of it being awful and traumatic. booo. awful handling of ur first lgbt main character.#when I was outed by a former friend to a group of ppl I knew would be accepting but still would have never wanted to know that info#& had I wanted to share that info I would have wanted to do so myself#it was fucking awful and violating. which she did not care about & mocked me over.
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Just a silly little jaytim involving never died! Jason's big fat crush on his new friend.
Jason twirls in front of Babs again in case her Oracle eyes see something that he's missed. He worked hard on this, and he'd die of mortification if he there was a mistake he hadn't seen. He won't lie, he's kind of nervous about tonight. It's been...awhile since he's gone to do something social beyond school (and boy doesn't that make him sound like a loser) and he thinks he might have gotten a little too overenthusiastic about it. Well, Dick said it was fine but even after the coma Dick's only here every once in a blue moon and Jason isn't sure if he should take Dick's advice to heart when the man's been running around in tights since the day he was born. Plus Jason still remembers that Dick is a lying liar who lies when he thinks something would be funny or was trying to cover his ass. (Yes, he still holds that mask acne incident against him! Barbie laughed at him, Dick! Sure he now has photo evidence of Pizza Face Grayson, but still!) Everything fits him perfectly despite that last second growth spurt that finally started showing up. A tiny thing, barely an inch but it was enough to finally push him past 5ft so he's happy. His tunic fits perfectly and the stitching has an Alfred seal of approval. His armor is light, the leather looks good despite being made from old scraps of Bruce and Dick's outgrown clothes that have too much wear and tear to pass down. The cape swishes just the way he remembers, though a deep red instead of canary yellow. He decided against only tights by wearing some sturdy shorts over them, like an adventurer would, everything color matched for the time period. He looks up at Babs who's giving him a bemused look and he puffs out his chest indigently. "What?" he says tersely. "Nothing nothing," comes the amused sing song, the kind she gets when she's teasing Dick. "I just didn't expect this to be the result of introducing you to online gaming." Jason's cheeks warm but he has nothing to be ashamed of. Sure he's become...a geek after the accident. But he has friends, like actual friends close to his age that go to his school and not just co-workers six years older than him or a penpal from across the country. Plus Jason can admit he was a nerd before becoming a combo nerd/geek so it's not like his reputation took a hit. "Nothing wrong with immersion," he says. Babs gives him a wry grin. "Nothing wrong with impressing Tim you mean?"
And Jason couldn't even be mad at Barbie about that because she's absolutely right. Tabletop was Tim's thing, and Jason was excited to try it out, but it was absolutely a new thing for him. All of this was new to Jason. After being stuck with nothing but a computer for months on end any social skills Jason might have had have atrophied and what little that remains has made Jason the picture perfect geek. And he really didn't want to screw up this friendship when it was the lifeline that Jason used to actually talk to people in real life and not in front of a screen. Well, people that aren't maladjusted larpers punching criminals. "Seriously Barbie, does it look good? I don't wanna embarrass myself," Jason mumbles. This time Barbara does laugh and its just as embarrassing as the last time. "Ah, what's the world come to. Robin, the boy wonder himself, worried that he's going to embarrass his best friend in front of his Wizards and Warlocks group," she says wiping an imaginary tear from her eye. "It's Trailblazer," Jason says automatically, already having corrected Bruce, Dick, and Alfred about this for weeks. Barbara starts laughing again and Jason resists the urge to stomp out like a child. It wouldn't be dramatic anyhow, he isn't wearing shoes and he refuses to stomp in his fantasy footwear that's basically just a metal band around his arch for support. Once she stops laughing she finally takes pity on Jason. "You look fine Little Bird. I don't see anything sticking out, and the outfit looks amazing. Your little fey prince character is gonna knock it out of the park," she says and Jason feels warm enough that he doesn't even correct her that he's a halfling-changeling and not a fey anything, much less a prince.
That warmth stays with him until he's in front of Tim's door. It's then that he thinks that maybe going all out was a terrible idea. He knows that some people dress up, but it isn't like a mandatory thing. And Tim didn't say anything about needing to dress up for Jason's first tabletop night. But Jason had been so excited. Tim didn't even finish his invitation before Jason already had a dozen designs scrambling in his head and started creating a character piece by piece. He was dragging out knowledge he hasn't touched since he was Robin. Fashion design, historical trends, and how to use them to create something tangible with the sewing lessons he had begged Alfred for back when he wanted to learn every practical skill he could. In case he got dropped like a sack of steaming shit. Crap what if they think Jason's a nerd? He had read that Traiblazer book cover to cover and made notes like it was a reading assignment! To be authentic to the setting! In case Tim's friend Ives wanted to "Um actually" Jason's meticulously created backstory and full lineage and npcs he built and sent to Tim weeks ago. Shit, maybe Jason's more of a loser than he thought if he thinks a wizards and warlocks group is too cool for him.
He thinks about calling Alfred to pick him up and make a lie about the campaign being cancelled. Maybe he can persuade Bruce to send him back to public school instead of Gotham Academy. Then he can forget all about Tim and his goofy smile and how he puts his foot in his mouth and how cute he looked when he asked Jason to join in this game because he wanted to share something about himself with— Jason's thoughts are cut off when the door opens. He looks up, eyes wide with anxiety in his stupid changeling halfling outfit without any shoes because he wanted to be authentic. The guy across the doorway was tall, taller than Jason (but who isn't) and taller than Tim (also not an accomplishment), blonde with glasses. "Are you sure this guy's a senior, Tim," he says and Jason has to stop himself from punching out Tim's other friend.
Tim's head then pokes out of the door, funny wizard hat and all and just stares at Jason. For a full minute. It gets awkward fast but neither Jason or the other guy know what to say before Jason takes the plunge. "Hey, I'm Jason, you must be Ives?" he says forcing all his nerves as deep down as he can. Ives nods, "Sebastian Ives, don't call me by my first name." It isn't until introductions are done that Tim comes back online. "Hey! Jason! Wow! Your costume is really good! A changeling right?!" he says loudly, cheeks and ears a bright pink.
#jason todd#tim drake#barbara gordon#jaytim#trailblazer is the dc equivalent of Pathfinder#the general gist of this is that when Jason was beaten he survived and was in a coma. Then spent a long time in physical therapy#his only real social life was Alfred since Bruce would rarely look at him. the doctors. and occasionally Dick or Babs (Babs more often)#She introduced him to online gaming and he sorta got obsessed with nothing else to do so his social skills are...weak#starts school and finds one kid with Jason's special interest as a button on his backpack and before you know it Jason is rizzing a friend#other notes: Jason does actually hit his canon height of 6ft by around the same time (18-19)#his birthday just happens to be in August so he'll have graduated#by then and he's a late bloomer#Azol's words
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